ambulance in my neighborhood: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
My dog: Oh shit! Oh shit it’s a bop
Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce
is pepsi ok
‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity
‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi
cis people wouldnt know a joke if it got out of a bus and started hitting them